Italian Monk Wearing a Funeral Mask 1892
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This girl and her chicken face swap
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell